Let's start up by looking at the idiots of stars...
PokerStars Game #59033622946: Tournament #371718706, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2011/03/11 14:40:41 ET
Table '371718706 120' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: NickGair (3480 in chips)
Seat 2: F!sh!sMyD!sh (2789 in chips)
Seat 3: Doug11214 (2666 in chips)
Seat 4: pistolas80 (3000 in chips)
Seat 5: )i(eka274 (3159 in chips)
Seat 6: javidfr2 (7571 in chips)
Seat 7: Bamatide88 (4240 in chips)
Seat 8: xmorbidx5 (1895 in chips)
Seat 9: brt3746 (3400 in chips)
F!sh!sMyD!sh: posts small blind 30
Doug11214: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bamatide88 [Qs 2d]
pistolas80: folds
)i(eka274: folds
javidfr2: raises 240 to 300
Bamatide88: folds
xmorbidx5: folds
brt3746: folds
NickGair: folds
F!sh!sMyD!sh: raises 2489 to 2789 and is all-in
Doug11214: folds
javidfr2: calls 2489
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3h Jc]
*** TURN *** [Jd 3h Jc] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3h Jc 5c] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
F!sh!sMyD!sh: shows [Qd Qh] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
javidfr2: shows [2c 7d] (a pair of Jacks)
F!sh!sMyD!sh collected 5638 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5638 | Rake 0
Board [Jd 3h Jc 5c Kh]
Seat 1: NickGair (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: F!sh!sMyD!sh (small blind) showed [Qd Qh] and won (5638) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 3: Doug11214 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: pistolas80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: )i(eka274 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: javidfr2 showed [2c 7d] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: Bamatide88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: xmorbidx5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: brt3746 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
3.30 5k gtd up table of idiots. Ran terrible in 2.20 12k turbo
UPDATE: Busted 3.30 5k to a fish
PokerStars Game #59036559137: Tournament #371718706, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2011/03/11 15:33:10 ET
Table '371718706 120' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: NickGair (5455 in chips)
Seat 2: danni7678 (4755 in chips)
Seat 3: speedhelm (4007 in chips)
Seat 4: pistolas80 (3527 in chips)
Seat 5: stereo3 (3644 in chips)
Seat 6: javidfr2 (14677 in chips)
Seat 7: Bamatide88 (2716 in chips)
Seat 8: xmorbidx5 (5995 in chips)
Seat 9: ELEKTRONIKI (6045 in chips)
NickGair: posts the ante 20
danni7678: posts the ante 20
speedhelm: posts the ante 20
pistolas80: posts the ante 20
stereo3: posts the ante 20
javidfr2: posts the ante 20
Bamatide88: posts the ante 20
xmorbidx5: posts the ante 20
ELEKTRONIKI: posts the ante 20
javidfr2: posts small blind 75
Bamatide88: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bamatide88 [7h As]
xmorbidx5: folds
ELEKTRONIKI: calls 150
NickGair: folds
danni7678: folds
speedhelm: raises 150 to 300
pistolas80: folds
stereo3: folds
javidfr2: calls 225
Bamatide88: calls 150
ELEKTRONIKI: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Kc Td 7c]
javidfr2: checks
Bamatide88: checks
ELEKTRONIKI: checks
speedhelm: bets 300
javidfr2: folds
Bamatide88: calls 300
ELEKTRONIKI: folds
*** TURN *** [Kc Td 7c] [Ac]
Bamatide88: checks
speedhelm: bets 300
Bamatide88: raises 1796 to 2096 and is all-in
speedhelm: calls 1796
*** RIVER *** [Kc Td 7c Ac] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bamatide88: shows [7h As] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
speedhelm: shows [Ah Qc] (two pair, Aces and Kings - Queen kicker)
speedhelm collected 6172 from pot
Bamatide88 finished the tournament in 1334th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6172 | Rake 0
Board [Kc Td 7c Ac Kh]
Seat 1: NickGair folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: danni7678 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: speedhelm showed [Ah Qc] and won (6172) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 4: pistolas80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: stereo3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: javidfr2 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Bamatide88 (big blind) showed [7h As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 8: xmorbidx5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Load up 5.50
Seat 9: ELEKTRONIKI folded on the Flop
PokerStars Game #59037304255: Tournament #411010565, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 2011/03/11 15:46:16 ET
Table '411010565 161' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Edmoney111 (1975 in chips)
Seat 2: t-jones-147 (2865 in chips)
Seat 3: Brrrap (7295 in chips)
Seat 4: bebito696 (2307 in chips)
Seat 5: Bamatide88 (4643 in chips)
Seat 6: Angellucifer (9883 in chips)
Seat 7: Flushsoprano (2000 in chips)
Seat 9: eulerien (3407 in chips)
Edmoney111: posts the ante 25
t-jones-147: posts the ante 25
Brrrap: posts the ante 25
bebito696: posts the ante 25
Bamatide88: posts the ante 25
Angellucifer: posts the ante 25
Flushsoprano: posts the ante 25
eulerien: posts the ante 25
bebito696: posts small blind 100
Bamatide88: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bamatide88 [Ah Ac]
ivanzamora is connected
Angellucifer: folds
Flushsoprano: folds
eulerien: folds
Edmoney111: folds
t-jones-147: folds
Brrrap: folds
bebito696: raises 299 to 499
Bamatide88: raises 301 to 800
bebito696: calls 301
*** FLOP *** [Th 8h Jc]
bebito696: bets 1482 and is all-in
Bamatide88: calls 1482
*** TURN *** [Th 8h Jc] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Th 8h Jc 9d] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bebito696: shows [Qc 4s] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Bamatide88: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
bebito696 collected 4764 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4764 | Rake 0
Board [Th 8h Jc 9d 6d]
Seat 1: Edmoney111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: t-jones-147 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Brrrap (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bebito696 (small blind) showed [Qc 4s] and won (4764) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 5: Bamatide88 (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Angellucifer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Flushsoprano folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: eulerien folded before Flop (didn't bet)
BEST PART:
bebito696: i'm goldstar
that's how the 12 year old IDIOT talks shit
Deep in the 3.30 8max and a table of loose fish who never believe me and both who are complete fish morons so I ship it in with 2 outs and a up and down and overpair to board....
PokerStars Game #59056328150: Tournament #371718896, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (150/300) - 2011/03/11 22:49:15 ET
Table '371718896 47' 8-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: tissy26 (305 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: The Pk Champ (5697 in chips)
Seat 3: tangxueke (23107 in chips)
Seat 4: Bamatide88 (16984 in chips)
Seat 5: marcuszum (5211 in chips)
Seat 6: dratsID (26769 in chips)
Seat 7: Nutz4Donks (11484 in chips)
Seat 8: Jeterboy (3658 in chips)
tissy26: posts the ante 40
The Pk Champ: posts the ante 40
tangxueke: posts the ante 40
Bamatide88: posts the ante 40
marcuszum: posts the ante 40
dratsID: posts the ante 40
Nutz4Donks: posts the ante 40
Jeterboy: posts the ante 40
Bamatide88: posts small blind 150
marcuszum: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bamatide88 [Td Ts]
dratsID: calls 300
Nutz4Donks: folds
Jeterboy: folds
tissy26: folds
The Pk Champ: folds
tangxueke: calls 300
Bamatide88: raises 1520 to 1820
marcuszum: folds
dratsID: calls 1520
tangxueke: calls 1520
*** FLOP *** [7c 9c 8s]
Bamatide88: bets 4500
dratsID: raises 15080 to 19580
tangxueke: folds
Bamatide88: calls 10624 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (4456) returned to dratsID
*** TURN *** [7c 9c 8s] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [7c 9c 8s 3s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bamatide88: shows [Td Ts] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
dratsID: shows [8c 8h] (four of a kind, Eights)
dratsID collected 36328 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36328 | Rake 0
Board [7c 9c 8s 3s 8d]
Seat 1: tissy26 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: The Pk Champ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: tangxueke (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Bamatide88 (small blind) showed [Td Ts] and lost with two pair, Tens and Eights
Seat 5: marcuszum (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: dratsID showed [8c 8h] and won (36328) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 7: Nutz4Donks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Jeterboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
And Quads will end my night of poker day 2... LOL!